[Ogiri] “What Is the Outrageous Vulnerability Found in the Latest Game Console?” Judging Results Announced!

Here are the results of the 825th edition of Game*Spark’s “Casual Weekend” comedy contest. This week’s prompt was, “What’s the most outrageous vulnerability found in the latest game console?” We reviewed the submissions based on your ratings and …

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[Comedy Quiz] “What’s the Outrageous Vulnerability Found in the Latest Game Console?” Judging Results Announced!
[Comedy Quiz] “What’s the Outrageous Vulnerability Found in the Latest Game Console?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Quiz] “What’s the Outrageous Vulnerability Found in the Latest Game Console?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Is the Outrageous Vulnerability Found in the Latest Game Console?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Is the Outrageous Vulnerability Found in the Latest Game Console?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Is the Outrageous Vulnerability Found in the Latest Game Console?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Is the Outrageous Vulnerability Found in the Latest Game Console?” Judging Results Announced!

Here are the results of the 825th edition of Game*Spark’s “Weekend-Only Casual Event: Ogiri,” a weekend-only comedy contest. The topic for this round was “What’s the most outrageous vulnerability found in the latest game consoles?” Thank you to everyone who submitted entries.We reviewed the submissions based on your ratings and the staff’s “personal judgment and bias,” and the following entry was selected as the best answer.

Spaku-kun’s Friend

It has a facial recognition camera, but the random settings used during character creation tend to lean slightly toward the information registered for
facial recognition.


At first, we laughed and said, “It looks just like me!” but later on, it wasn’t so funny anymore.

Supa-kun’s Friend

When the camera angle shifts to a low-angle shot looking up, the
player’s face is streamed in real time to an external site.


They’re obviously detecting it on purpose

Spa-kun’s friend

When a female game console gets close to a male one, it overheats


So there are male and female versions?

Spa-kun’s friend

Hot air exceeding 100 degrees is coming out of the vents


It’s not a heat gun, after all

Spa-kun’s friend

The security is too strict—it won’t even turn on when I press the
power button


If it doesn’t turn on, nothing will leak

Spa-kun’s friend

If you set your player name to “the name of any real celebrity,” you can become that celebrity


The identity verification is a total joke

Supa-kun’s friend

There was a security hole in PHP (Personal H Picture)


A security hole in H-images could lead to them being used for something else

Supa-kun’s friend

After plugging every single hole to fix the security vulnerability, the system overheated


Don’t block the vents

Spa-kun’s friend

When you’re playing an R18 game, it feeds
you information about R18 games in other genres, trying to open new doors for you.


Kink Backdoor Open

Spa-kun’s friend

Even though it’s the latest game console, for some reason, using
a chainsaw lets you cut things in half with a single blow.


Even with security that tight…

Tanuki-san

If you press the power button, there’s a small chance static electricity will surge through and fry the circuit board.


You have to discharge static electricity before touching it.

Supa-kun’s friend

We adopted biodegradable plastic to be environmentally friendly, but it broke down
much faster than expected.


The material is fragile

Spa-kun’s friend

It won’t break even if an elephant steps on it, but it’ll break if ants get inside


Because they can squeeze right through it

Supa-kun’s friend

It
starts up normally. Developer: “Why is it working?”


Who turned it on?!

Supa-kun’s friend

It keeps running even after unplugging the power adapter from the outlet


Unless it has a battery, this must be some kind of paranormal phenomenon

Supa-kun’s friend

Even in Kagawa, minors can use it for over an hour


This is a serious problem

Supa-kun’s friend

Since it’s easily persuaded, if you fail to log in a certain number of times, it’ll tell you the
correct password


What the heck are you doing?

Spa-kun’s friend

I just couldn't get through DOOM no matter what I tried


Wait, what!?

Spa-kun’s friend

When I set my nickname, it shows up on my console, but my real name is publicly displayed to the whole world


When I realized it, my blood ran cold

Spa-kun’s friend

If you stick a joystick into a security hole and move it back and forth,
sensitive personal information pops out


This is terrible

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By RIKUSYO