
Here are the results of the 825th edition of Game*Spark’s “Weekend-Only Casual Event: Ogiri,” a weekend-only comedy contest. The topic for this round was “What’s the most outrageous vulnerability found in the latest game consoles?” Thank you to everyone who submitted entries.We reviewed the submissions based on your ratings and the staff’s “personal judgment and bias,” and the following entry was selected as the best answer.


When the camera angle shifts to a low-angle shot looking up, the
player’s face is streamed in real time to an external site.
They’re obviously detecting it on purpose
When a female game console gets close to a male one, it overheats
So there are male and female versions?
Hot air exceeding 100 degrees is coming out of the vents
It’s not a heat gun, after all
The security is too strict—it won’t even turn on when I press the
power button
If it doesn’t turn on, nothing will leak
If you set your player name to “the name of any real celebrity,” you can become that celebrity
The identity verification is a total joke
There was a security hole in PHP (Personal H Picture)
A security hole in H-images could lead to them being used for something else
After plugging every single hole to fix the security vulnerability, the system overheated
Don’t block the vents
When you’re playing an R18 game, it feeds
you information about R18 games in other genres, trying to open new doors for you.
Kink Backdoor Open
Even though it’s the latest game console, for some reason, using
a chainsaw lets you cut things in half with a single blow.
Even with security that tight…
If you press the power button, there’s a small chance static electricity will surge through and fry the circuit board.
You have to discharge static electricity before touching it.
We adopted biodegradable plastic to be environmentally friendly, but it broke down
much faster than expected.
The material is fragile
It won’t break even if an elephant steps on it, but it’ll break if ants get inside
Because they can squeeze right through it
It
starts up normally. Developer: “Why is it working?”
Who turned it on?!
It keeps running even after unplugging the power adapter from the outlet
Unless it has a battery, this must be some kind of paranormal phenomenon

Even in Kagawa, minors can use it for over an hour
This is a serious problem
Since it’s easily persuaded, if you fail to log in a certain number of times, it’ll tell you the
correct password
What the heck are you doing?
I just couldn't get through DOOM no matter what I tried
Wait, what!?
When I set my nickname, it shows up on my console, but my real name is publicly displayed to the whole world
When I realized it, my blood ran cold
If you stick a joystick into a security hole and move it back and forth,
sensitive personal information pops out
This is terrible
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It has a facial recognition camera, but the random settings used during character creation tend to lean slightly toward the information registered for
facial recognition.
At first, we laughed and said, “It looks just like me!” but later on, it wasn’t so funny anymore.