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Here are the results of the 824th edition of Game*Spark’s “Weekend-Only Casual Event: Ogiri,” a weekend-only comedy contest. The theme for this round was “Game Friend Features I Hate,” and we’d like to thank everyone for their many submissions.We reviewed the submissions based on your ratings and the staff’s “personal opinions and biases,” and the following entry was selected as the Best Answer.
If there’s no one on your friend list, it automatically finds people for you
The people it introduces also have 0 friends
The moment you launch an R-18 game, a notification goes out to all your friends.
What’s the point?
You can trade friends as a paid feature in the in-game marketplace
Selling your friends
You can check your friend list under “List of People You Consider Friends”
So it was a one-way street after all?
When you unfriend someone, a memory video of the two of you plays. You can’t skip it.
Why did it come to this…
The AI handles the interactions for me, so my friend count just keeps going up even when I leave it alone
In the end, the real person gets treated like a fake and their account gets hijacked
Players can see each other’s current outfit status. For example, if someone’s taking a bath, they’re naked.
Isn’t that guy tied up in a tortoise-shell pattern?
Every time I try to remove someone from my friend list, I have to listen to
Rebecca’s “Friends” in its entirety.
Where did it break?
The AI categorizes friends into “true friends” and “not true friends”
I still don’t trust it
First, it’ll show you a list of players with similar sexual preferences to yours
Pervert Matchmaking
Daily Mission: “Unfriend 100 Friends”
I wonder if I can get 100 friends
Use the Friend Tier Chart feature to keep communication running smoothly
The rift is getting deeper!
You can earn true friend certification by seriously beating each other up
Are you the boss?
When I try to open my friends list, it says, “This has nothing to do with you.”
Even so, don’t say that!
If you go a few months without making any friends, the NPCs start offering their consolation one after another
Sometimes, words of comfort can hurt people
“In response to requests from many users, we’ve removed the friend feature.”
Just how much of a loner are you?
No matter how many times I delete them, my friends keep coming back
Is this some kind of bronze statue of the village chief from Atchi Village?
It takes no time at all to become friends, but when it’s time to break up, you end up having to call customer support
Isn’t this just a hassle of a subscription service?
There’s a [Who cares? 👍] button
This seems like it’ll get tense
The intercom rings the moment I add him as a friend
Scary
In an 18+ game, if you delete one person from your friends list, some of the steam and light effects disappear
Delete! Delete! Delete!
Friend codes generated in a way that can be reversed to reveal your address and real name
Security!