Dwarven Brothers has released an announcement trailer for the cooperative stealth action game *We Are So Cooked* for PC (Steam).
If you end up killing someone, oh well… Do your best to pull off the perfect crime
This stealth action game challenges you to carry the body of a victim you’ve accidentally killed all the way to the exit without anyone noticing. You’ll need to use quick thinking to maneuver the heavy, limp, and unwieldy corpse to safety, aiming to destroy all evidence without arousing suspicion or leaving a trail for security or surveillance cameras.
Combined with unique physics—such as the corpse getting caught on door frames, knocking over vases, or slipping off laundry carts—dealing with a body that won’t cooperate makes it extremely difficult to achieve your goal alone. Even just dragging it along is slow, and problems like bloodstains will arise one after another.Fortunately, the game supports co-op play for up to four players, so working together to transport the body more efficiently and dividing tasks to avoid danger will go a long way toward helping you succeed.
You accidentally caused this… so there’s no plan or preparation
Since this is, after all, a tragic incident that happened on a whim, there is absolutely no planning or preparation for this “perfect crime.” Whether it’s a mop to wipe up the blood or something to distract the security guard, you’ll have to make do with whatever you can find on the spot. Even if you have teammates, the crime will be easily exposed if you’re not in sync. It’s crucial to stay calm and respond quickly, no matter what emergency arises.
“We Are So Cooked,” a game that lets you cheerfully experience the kind of careless mistakes—and how to handle them—that are only permissible in a game, is currently in development for PC (Steam) and is scheduled for release sometime in 2026.
