[Comedy Contest] “What Kind of Online News Headlines Might You See in a Video Game World?” Judging Results Announced!

Here are the results of the 823rd edition of Game*Spark’s “Casual Weekend” Ogi-ri contest. This week’s prompt was, “What would an online news headline look like in the world of video games?” We reviewed the submissions based on your ratings and th…

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[Comedy Contest] “What Kind of Online News Headlines Might You See in a Video Game World?” Judging Results Announced!
[Comedy Contest] “What Kind of Online News Headlines Might You See in a Video Game World?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Kind of Online News Headlines Might You See in a Video Game World?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Kind of Online News Headlines Might You See in a Video Game World?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Kind of Online News Headlines Might You See in a Video Game World?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Kind of Online News Headlines Might You See in a Video Game World?” Judging Results Announced!
  • [Comedy Contest] “What Kind of Online News Headlines Would You Expect to See in a Video Game World?” Contest Results Announced!

Here are the results of the 823rd edition of Game*Spark’s “Casual Weekend Event: Ogiri,” a weekend-only contest. The prompt for this round was “What would a news headline look like in the world of video games?” Thank you to everyone who submitted entries.We reviewed the submissions based on your ratings and the staff’s “personal judgment and bias,” and the following entry was selected as the best answer.


Spaku-kun’s Friend

[Shocking Scene] People All Over Town Suddenly Stripped Naked!? Expert: “Highly Likely to Be a Naked MOD”


With that headline, it sounds like it’s only men!



Supa-kun’s Friend

Don’t Throw Away Used Keys! 3 Surprising Ways to Reuse Them


I wonder what else you can use them for

Spa-kun’s Friend

“It’s Not Someone Else’s Problem”: “Turning into a Woman” Can Happen to Anyone


Before You Know It, You’ve Turned Into a Woman

Spa-kun’s Friends

The defeat of the Demon King caused the herbal medicine bubble to burst; the massive crash in herbal medicine prices has herbal farmers crying out in despair


An economy that runs on the existence of the Demon King

Spa-kun’s Friends

It’s Not Just Grapes That Are Angular! A Roundup of “Low-Polygon Foods” from Around the World!


If you look closely, there are even foods made from a single flat polygon!

Supa-kun’s Friends

“Some Lives Can’t Be Brought Back”: The Protagonist Who Lost His Father During a Game Cutscene Speaks of His Regrets


That is fate

Spa-kun’s Friends

People who eat herbs as-is are missing out. Exquisite recipe variations you’ll never get tired of—even five times a week


More effective than eating them plain

Supa-kun’s Friends

[Bad News] Mushroom Castle Has Fallen (10th time in 2 consecutive years)


Concerns About the Defense System

Spa-kun’s Friends

[Good News] Fast Travel is now available to the general public!! Traveling around the world is now possible in under an hour.


Soon there will be lots of news about accidents

Spa-kun’s Friends

[Life Hack] Anyone Can Do It! A Handy Technique for Attaching Weapons to Your Back


I want to know this

Spa-kun’s Friends

[Crime of Falsifying Electronic Records] Suspect Moyomoto, who claims to be a descendant of Loto, arrested on suspicion of misusing the “spell of resurrection”


Names That Can Only Be Conveyed in Written Form

Supa-kun’s Friends

Inflation appears to be accelerating due to the gold dropped by monsters. Is this an economic attack by the Demon King?


This Demon King is serious

Supa-kun’s Friends

Hit it with a weapon? Throw it on the floor? The proper way to break a jar—as practiced by those with good upbringing


Well-bred people don’t break pots

Spa-kun’s friend

Cartel suspicions. The weaponseller in the previous town is selling weapons obtained in the next dungeon at inflated prices.


Delving into the dark underbelly of the weapon trade

Spa-kun’s friend

Pickpocket Ginji: Taken in for questioning on suspicion of stealing 2.6 billion from Player Otani; pleads not guilty


Ohtani Falls Victim Even in the World of Games…



Spa-kun’s Friend

X Is Abuzz
Over the Current Appearance of the 53-Year-Old Former Hero Who Defeated the Demon King: “I Never Expected Him to Be Like This,” “But He’s Still Good-Looking, Right?”


The tone of the comments seems to match that too

Supa-kun’s Friend

[Life-or-Death Report] Unraveling the Mechanism Behind Death at Time’s Up


What happens the moment the timer runs out…

Spa-kun’s Friend

Armor Shop Owner Sparks Outrage Over Sexual Harassment After Asking Female Customer, “Want to equip it right away?”


Meanwhile, an innkeeper also sparked outrage with a “pafu pafu” remark

Spa-kun’s Friends

Who is that mysterious hidden character!? I looked into it!


It’ll probably end without us ever finding out

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By RIKUSYO