
Here are the results of the 823rd edition of Game*Spark’s “Casual Weekend Event: Ogiri,” a weekend-only contest. The prompt for this round was “What would a news headline look like in the world of video games?” Thank you to everyone who submitted entries.We reviewed the submissions based on your ratings and the staff’s “personal judgment and bias,” and the following entry was selected as the best answer.


Don’t Throw Away Used Keys! 3 Surprising Ways to Reuse Them
I wonder what else you can use them for
“It’s Not Someone Else’s Problem”: “Turning into a Woman” Can Happen to Anyone
Before You Know It, You’ve Turned Into a Woman
The defeat of the Demon King caused the herbal medicine bubble to burst; the massive crash in herbal medicine prices has herbal farmers crying out in despair
An economy that runs on the existence of the Demon King
It’s Not Just Grapes That Are Angular! A Roundup of “Low-Polygon Foods” from Around the World!
If you look closely, there are even foods made from a single flat polygon!
“Some Lives Can’t Be Brought Back”: The Protagonist Who Lost His Father During a Game Cutscene Speaks of His Regrets
That is fate
People who eat herbs as-is are missing out. Exquisite recipe variations you’ll never get tired of—even five times a week
More effective than eating them plain
[Bad News] Mushroom Castle Has Fallen (10th time in 2 consecutive years)
Concerns About the Defense System
[Good News] Fast Travel is now available to the general public!! Traveling around the world is now possible in under an hour.
Soon there will be lots of news about accidents
[Life Hack] Anyone Can Do It! A Handy Technique for Attaching Weapons to Your Back
I want to know this
[Crime of Falsifying Electronic Records] Suspect Moyomoto, who claims to be a descendant of Loto, arrested on suspicion of misusing the “spell of resurrection”
Names That Can Only Be Conveyed in Written Form
Inflation appears to be accelerating due to the gold dropped by monsters. Is this an economic attack by the Demon King?
This Demon King is serious
Hit it with a weapon? Throw it on the floor? The proper way to break a jar—as practiced by those with good upbringing
Well-bred people don’t break pots
Cartel suspicions. The weaponseller in the previous town is selling weapons obtained in the next dungeon at inflated prices.
Delving into the dark underbelly of the weapon trade
Pickpocket Ginji: Taken in for questioning on suspicion of stealing 2.6 billion from Player Otani; pleads not guilty
Ohtani Falls Victim Even in the World of Games…

X Is Abuzz
Over the Current Appearance of the 53-Year-Old Former Hero Who Defeated the Demon King: “I Never Expected Him to Be Like This,” “But He’s Still Good-Looking, Right?”
The tone of the comments seems to match that too
[Life-or-Death Report] Unraveling the Mechanism Behind Death at Time’s Up
What happens the moment the timer runs out…
Armor Shop Owner Sparks Outrage Over Sexual Harassment After Asking Female Customer, “Want to equip it right away?”
Meanwhile, an innkeeper also sparked outrage with a “pafu pafu” remark
Who is that mysterious hidden character!? I looked into it!
It’ll probably end without us ever finding out
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[Shocking Scene] People All Over Town Suddenly Stripped Naked!? Expert: “Highly Likely to Be a Naked MOD”
With that headline, it sounds like it’s only men!