[Comedy Quiz] “What kind of online news headlines might you see in a video game world?” We’re accepting answers!

Rules: Every week, the Game*Spark staff will post one game-related comedy prompt. Please submit your answers in the comments section. Results are announced every Monday! One winner will be selected based on reader votes for the “silliest and coolest answer.”

For this 823rd installment, the prompt is: “What would a clickbait-style online news headline look like in the world of video games?” These headlines are designed to grab your attention and make you click—but what kind of headlines would we see if we were in a video game world?

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