
Here are the results of the 822nd edition of Game*Spark’s “Ogi-ri” comedy contest, a laid-back weekend-only event. The prompt for this round was, “What are the characteristics of ‘Save-ko-chan,’ the personification of a save file?” Thank you to everyone who submitted entries.We reviewed the submissions based on your ratings and the staff’s “personal judgment and bias,” and the following entry was selected as the best answer.


Her weight increases in proportion to the size of her save file
It’s truly getting bloated
Lately, he’s sometimes up in the clouds
You can meet him from anywhere
If you don’t raise your favorability, they won’t save for you
Eventually, they’ll start saving automatically
Three cute sisters with 0% cuteness will welcome you
The evil triplets who erase your memories with Save-chan
Since auto-save is so common these days, there are quite a few people who’ve never actually seen it in action.
In fact, they might even show up without you even noticing
Even the slightest vibration causes them to lose their memory
Please don’t jolt him
Save-chan, who’s progressing smoothly through her adventure; Save-chan, just about to confess her feelings to her lover; and Save-chan, just about to betray her
companions—all exist simultaneously
An early Save-chan who’s been left untouched for a long time…
Sometimes the cloud-based and local Save-ko versions fight over who’s the “real” one, and one of them ends up leaving…
They argue over which one is the latest
Since they’re identified by account rather than appearance, if you’re
logged out, the character will treat you like a stranger every time you talk to them
A kid who isn’t judged by their looks
I recognize RMT operators as a criminal organization involved in human trafficking
I’m suddenly being bombarded with all sorts of information…
Takes photos whenever the opportunity arises
Photos of save points as souvenirs

Sometimes, he forgets about me.
It’s like the beginning of a story
Mistakes “Do you want to overwrite?” for “Are you cheating on me?” and gets angry
Is that why they keep asking for confirmation over and over?
A self-proclaimed 17-year-old says, “We used to save to floppy disks back in the day, but it’s so convenient that we can save to the cloud
now, isn’t it?”
17 years and 479 months
Save-chan, who was modified by an evil organization, possesses
incredible physical abilities and a huge amount of cash
Sometimes the modification fails and she gets damaged
Save-chan died because I was so reckless as to play on Hardcore Mode! She’s
never coming back… Waaaaaaaaaah!!!!
It was just a little mistake…
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The longer you play, the more of a drama queen she becomes. The
occasional game crashes are caused by Save-chan’s tantrums.
Her response becomes sluggish